Dare to Dream, People: What if there were no Hillary Clinton?

We The People have been so caught up in the excitement of the new improved Healthcare.gov site that most of us have probably neglected the shooting star Senate career of Elizabeth Warren.

The Massachusetts firebrand, who beat, er, whatshisname hands down? The obvious Democrat shoo-in nominee for president?

That’s right. Why didn’t we see this coming? Creeping up behind the venerable and so-moderate-she-should-be-Republican Hillary Rodham Clinton comes this national dream candidate.

Or as New Republic puts it:

Hillary’s Nightmare? A Democratic Party That Realizes Its Soul Lies With Elizabeth Warren…

“Does Elizabeth Warren . . . cross some kind of experience threshold, a presidential threshold? I don’t think she crosses it yet,” says Joe Trippi, Howard Dean’s 2004 campaign manager. Then again, Trippi adds, “Neither did Obama till the campaign.” Sometimes you can’t overthink it.

Uh-O, the dreaded presidential experience threshold. Look, there’s the signpost up ahead!

You are finished, Hillary Rodman Clinton. Do you hear? You teabagger. Your Waterloo or something is just up the road. The Democratic Party is now and forever the party of Obama. It has found its soul.

Because, let’s face it, Occupy Wall Street settled it. Capitalism is finished. Done for. Zip. So 1990s. Democrats don’t even have to pretend anymore.

And Republicans? It Is Over. You thought Sarah Palin and Ted Cruz were your biggest nightmares. Now you’ll be running against a—Oh my God, no!—double minority. A woman and Indian princess.

With the evidentiary high cheekbones!

You can submit your resignation to Jenny Craig, Chris Christy. Go on the chocolate cake binge of your life. Mainstream Democrats are the new RINOs.

Okay, the RG is being silly. Not even the New Republic is taking Warren serious, at least not yet. But with the country world in the biggest shift to the right in decades, is it any wonder liberal rags have been hemorrhaging readers for 10 years?

By the way, how’s your ObamaCare Monday, everybody?

Okay, keep trying.

Do we even need another president?

HT Drudge